by Colin Gibson
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Continue reading ‘Everything falls at the same speed’
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by Colin Gibson
When the webpage changed over from Dirtyfreaks.com to Greatsociety, we added a primitive little forums module. Since then, the forums have been home to a small group of, well, deeply crazy people. Considering that there are only a handful of active members, it’s a surprisingly busy board. By far, the most colorful forum member goes by the handle “monkey,” and he’s been around since the start. When it came time for a week of retrospectives, I asked him if he had anything to say…and the below is the result.
Continue reading ‘Words of Mass Destruction’
If the question, “can we cuddle?” is posed by a woman to a man after having just completed coitus, a firm rebuttal should be issued:
“No, I’ve done my job, now I want to get some sleep. You should do your job and get your rest for the morning. You can toss me off when I wake up.”
Some women are persistent. Tell them that if they really want to make themselves useful, they could go and fetch their man a snack from the kitchen. Rejection then redirection: this is how one should deal with any woman in bedroom situations. She should not receive reward after copulation. ‘Cuddles’ = Reward in the delinquent female mind.
Paris. Sunday night. Carousel.
It’s 5 degrees outside, or 41 fah-rah whatever. Half past midnight CET according to my laptop clock. Technically it’s Monday, but I never call it a new day until I’ve woken up. I keep to that policy at all times, even when I’m not getting to sleep until noon. Today, I have a day off from working behind a bar and whilst I enjoy hitting the proverbial Parisian ’tiles’ as often as I can manage, some days you just need a night off – having lots of hot, young foreign girls show you their tits for free drinks can really tire a guy out when he’s working. Allah be Praised, long live the Barman’s Association of Paris. Continue reading ‘Monkey’s Whiskey Trials… Part Only.’