Category: Rants

And on the fifth day, the Lord created the kender

I do quite a bit of business at my local UPS Store and, no, it does not involve mailing the body parts of hookers to my friend in Dead Indian Bend, IA. That was a young man’s game. These days I do a brisk trade in dried ears severed from Japanese soldiers by America’s Greatest […]

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Madness Galore. By Monkey.

by Monkey Once again the world has seen the results of a ‘religion of peace’ – this time manifested in a vicious attack upon freedom of speech and expression, when at least two idiots, possibly three, whose minds are filled with Iron Age superstition and barbaric cultural leanings, burst into the Paris offices of satirical […]

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Monkey’s Film Corner #1

Last night I watched one of the worst films ever made, “Wanted” (2008) starring a somewhat A-List cast of James McAvoy, Angelina Jolie, and Morgan Freeman. Promising, one thinks… as long as you don’t read the movie ‘blurb’ in the TV Guide.

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2014: The year of hide & seek. By Monkey!

Everything in life disappears, sooner or later. Youth, energy, love, dreams, hope, and erections. Oh, and Malaysian airplanes.

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Heads Will Roll

I’m always a bit shocked when people say they hated history in school, and don’t devour it now in their spare time. What’s the matter with you? History is awesome, and I feel like I should convert a part of this front page into telling you how awesome it is. Basically, every moment of your […]

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Mortality Slave

The only reason I follow you on Facebook is because I’m secretly hoping you’ll die or experience some horrible tragedy. Sometimes, that’s the only thing that keeps me going. The hope that one of my Facebook friends has been visited by some awful dark angel and, right there in front of me, I get to […]

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Friday Zen: I’m hungry…hungry…hungry…

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Friday Zen

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Fredag Zen

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Friday Zen: I can’t stand it when she touches me

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