i have to say, i have never stuck my finger up any guy’s ass, nor have i wanted to. and i went to catholic grade school and i don’t consider myself a plain jane. and i have never had a conversation with a girlfriend about any of them doing this, either. but now i will.

But this (below) starts to sound a lot more honest.

“There’s a desperate sort of neediness to it, as well. I’m always reaching out to try and dispel this anger and, of course, always failing. As I start work on the updated Boble, the lesson is not to stay angry, I think.”

^^^This sounds a lot more New Testament, aka “hippie shit.” If you don’t count those war-mongering sections of Matthew. Your folks claimed the uber-hippie Rebbe Jesus. Just sayin.

What we’re supposed to do (and yeah, it’s hard not to say Fuck This Shit):

Mindful Living

Resentment always hurts you more than it does the person you resent. While your offender has probably forgotten the offense and gone on with life, you continue to stew in your pain, perpetuating the past. Listen: those who hurt you in the past cannot continue to hurt you now unless you hold on to the pain through resentment. Your past is past! Nothing will change it. You are only hurting yourself with your bitterness. For your own sake, learn from it, and then let it go▼.

Also…you are probably one of the least lazy fucks I know!