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Re: Stupid Headlines
« Reply #165 on: August 24, 2011, 11:31:05 AM »
B: The Sleeping Wyrm!
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Re: Stupid Headlines
« Reply #166 on: August 25, 2011, 10:13:39 AM »
C: The vibrating soul of Gomorrah.
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Re: Stupid Headlines
« Reply #167 on: September 26, 2011, 05:15:50 PM »
This obviously caught my eye.  From Yahoo! News.

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Re: Stupid Headlines
« Reply #168 on: September 26, 2011, 05:22:03 PM »
Yahoo's copying titles off of Empornium.
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Re: Stupid Headlines
« Reply #169 on: October 24, 2011, 07:37:21 AM »
More reason for all y'all Crackers to experience Africa firsthand:


http://edition.cnn.com/2011/10/15/world/africa/zimbabwe-sperm/index.html?iref=obinsite
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Re: Stupid Headlines
« Reply #170 on: October 24, 2011, 08:06:06 AM »
How do you not understand this thread when there are 12 pages of examples?
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Re: Stupid Headlines
« Reply #171 on: October 24, 2011, 03:22:52 PM »
When the link contains the keywords of the story, why give too much away by pasting the whole headline?

If you wish me to do that, fine...will do so from now on.
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Re: Stupid Headlines
« Reply #172 on: October 25, 2011, 01:56:45 PM »
So you don't understand!
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Re: Stupid Headlines
« Reply #173 on: October 26, 2011, 09:17:59 AM »
File this one under "No shit."

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« Reply #174 on: March 01, 2012, 10:27:20 AM »
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« Reply #175 on: March 01, 2012, 11:33:17 AM »
Haha! Awesome.
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Re: Stupid Headlines
« Reply #176 on: June 28, 2012, 03:48:43 PM »
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A VICTORY FOR ALL
5-4 decision affirms individual mandate

Well...except for four people, I guess. Right?
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Re: Stupid Headlines
« Reply #177 on: June 29, 2012, 07:40:52 AM »
Or 4/9 of America? But hey, we know what's best for those 150 million people!!
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Re: Stupid Headlines
« Reply #178 on: July 21, 2012, 11:52:05 AM »
A man known for his enormous penis was stopped by security at San Francisco International Airport and questioned about the bulge in his pants   :biggrin:


http://news.yahoo.com/us-man-huge-penis-stopped-airport-181309063.html?_esi=1
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« Reply #179 on: August 28, 2012, 10:24:23 AM »
CNN has "Mars rover transmits human voice"

So...the Martians have made contact, I guess.
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