"Fuck my granddad and his stupid hearing aid!"
And we take a sad turn. I don't know if I'm happy with this choice. The Bride gets bitten?
Oh, but, she forces the knight-groom to lop off her arm. That's fine!
He does it and she screams, then weakly says, "Well done, my love!" Then "You're going to be a wonderful father."
I want to marry this girl.