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Re: [Rec]
« Reply #105 on: August 17, 2012, 06:34:50 PM »
I've actually lost track of what the Knight is up to. He's looking for the bride, who's now in a tunnel, but he's just sort of aimlessly wandering around the dance floor being moody.
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« Reply #106 on: August 17, 2012, 06:36:18 PM »
Now he's turning the music up. Which the bride -- who's far away and almost free and clear -- takes to be a sign of life.

Baaack she goes --


WITH A FUCKING CHAINSAW!
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« Reply #107 on: August 17, 2012, 06:36:57 PM »
She uses the chainsaw to turn her dress into an ultra-mini skirt (but only on one side??) and now she's BRIDE OF DOOM!
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« Reply #108 on: August 17, 2012, 06:38:12 PM »
Drunk uncle zombie looks so happy!
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« Reply #109 on: August 17, 2012, 06:39:28 PM »
Drunk uncle zombie is killed with an industrial-sized blender Dead Alive style!

This whole movie is an homage to every single zombie movie ever made.
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« Reply #110 on: August 17, 2012, 06:42:08 PM »
Bride of Doom! Chainsaw-fu. (She's still in the impossible heels.)

So the chainsaw doesn't start up...she charges in anyway and uses it as a club/saw... Then finally gets it started.

It gets stuck in a zombie's head, so she switches briefly to kung fu. Then she gets it back and cuts a zombie completely in half.

She's awesome.
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« Reply #111 on: August 17, 2012, 06:43:50 PM »
I might actually finish this tonight! 19 minutes to go...

The Knight finds a sword! He pulls it from the cake King Arthur style.
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« Reply #112 on: August 17, 2012, 06:44:37 PM »
Bride and knight-groom are reunited! Music swells!
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« Reply #113 on: August 17, 2012, 06:47:07 PM »
The zombies climbing a ladder scene would be more terrifying if we didn't have long, lingering up-skirt shots of the bride.

Also -- the impossible heels serve a very real, zombie killing purpose!

Victory!

We;;...until they're surrounded.

Will they fight for love and...motherhood?
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« Reply #114 on: August 17, 2012, 06:47:38 PM »
The power of prayer -- via loudspeaker!

RUN KIDS!
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« Reply #115 on: August 17, 2012, 06:52:03 PM »
"Fuck my granddad and his stupid hearing aid!"

And we take a sad turn. I don't know if I'm happy with this choice. The Bride gets bitten?

Oh, but, she forces the knight-groom to lop off her arm. That's fine!

He does it and she screams, then weakly says, "Well done, my love!" Then "You're going to be a wonderful father."

I want to marry this girl.
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« Reply #116 on: August 17, 2012, 06:53:32 PM »
Whoops.... Spanish CDC has quarantined the...uh...outside grounds with plastic.

Bride turns.

The knight must make a choice...

*EPILOGUE*
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« Reply #117 on: August 17, 2012, 06:57:08 PM »
He chooses suicide by cop. After getting his tongue pulled out in a final death kiss.

We needed, like, an hour more of Doom Bride.

(In death, zombies can still love...*sniff*)

No post credits easter egg. Sad.

Okay! Rinse and repeat for the next one!

Goodnight, internet!
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« Reply #118 on: August 17, 2012, 06:57:28 PM »
Yeah... that sounds pretty good.
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« Reply #119 on: August 17, 2012, 07:06:26 PM »
Too short. And a little mad at losing the bride. They should have gone Resident Evil with her.  She's in the next four...and then her clone takes over. And then they reboot in 15 years with her daughter...
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