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Re: General Star Wars Thread
« Reply #540 on: April 15, 2017, 11:55:10 AM »
Yep, so Luke = Yoda now. And we get an AT-AT battle in a white-sand desert instead of snow! I wonder if there's a Cloud City as well.

And Finn is probably Han in carbonite. What do you bet he never wakes up the whole movie and gets his body kidnapped by a bounty hunter (or Captain Phasma) at the end?

Think we'll get a Luke Skywalker lightsaber battle? I hope so.

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Re: General Star Wars Thread
« Reply #541 on: April 15, 2017, 12:07:04 PM »
What do you bet Luke really is new-Yoda and we just get a lengthy training montage and then Rey leaves too soon because she learns that Finn, Poe, and Leia are in trouble when she goes to the second island in that opening shot which is the "dark side" island where she learns the prophecy that she's the balance and that she has a dark side and we also get hints about her ancestry.

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Re: General Star Wars Thread
« Reply #542 on: April 15, 2017, 12:25:01 PM »
And Kylo Ren decides he wants to turn Rey to the dark side so he can overthrow Snoke.

The only remaining question is how does Lando fit into all this? Would they actually return to Cloud City? That would both be extra lame *and* kind of cool at the same time.

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Re: General Star Wars Thread
« Reply #543 on: May 27, 2017, 05:02:19 PM »
Cloud City will be replaced by Sub Terrania Station and have the exact layout of Cloud City but upside down.

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« Reply #544 on: June 05, 2017, 09:51:38 AM »
I'm more than a little afraid all of this will be true.

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Re: General Star Wars Thread
« Reply #545 on: June 05, 2017, 11:24:30 AM »
Mark Hamill's recent comments about how they handle Luke in the script scare me...

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Re: General Star Wars Thread
« Reply #546 on: June 05, 2017, 12:58:15 PM »
I haven't read them because in retrospect my only enjoyment of The Force Awakens came from not knowing anything.

But if they're going off the rails, power to them, I say. I think Luke should turn evil anyway.