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Lost: Tyson Lives In 1998!
« on: April 13, 2006, 04:11:16 AM »
So, I just got me hands on Lost, season 1.

Looks like a party!

Bad Korean woman! BAD!

And:

Boobs!

I'm drinking, as well. That helps smooth over some of the goofy obvious points. Way to coordinate the ominous music!

Mr. Rub-Salt-On-My-Gums! How long's the pixie dust gonna last?

RAMPAGING DRUG ADDICT! *dun nun nunununun nunnnnn* RAMPAGING DRUG ADDICT* *Dudududuu*

I'm Shannon! I'm pretty! Gonna find me some surfer boys from the plane wreck! Oh! TRAUMA!

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Re: Lost: Tyson Lives In 1998!
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2006, 04:12:21 AM »
Oh god. This is hilarious.

We're going on a hike!

*Adventure Music*

Let me give you a hand!

*Adventure Music*

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Re: Lost: Tyson Lives In 1998!
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2006, 04:19:04 AM »
*scream*

I SHOULDN'T HAVE COME ON THIS WALK IN THE PARK!

*scream* *scream* *scream*

Trauma!

I'm hating her already.

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Re: Lost: Tyson Lives In 1998!
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2006, 08:37:15 AM »
Ah, yes, season one.  Those were glorious days.  That's when Nothing Happening was cool because they were on an island and there was the gentle whisper that Something May Happen.

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Re: Lost: Tyson Lives In 1998!
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2006, 12:10:30 PM »
That Joe Purdy "Wash Away" song is really nice. Up there with U2's "MLK" and Gary Jules' cover of "Mad World".

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Re: Lost: Tyson Lives In 1998!
« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2006, 06:45:18 PM »
I'm all a-titters to get home and finish off this next episode of Lost. Hurry y' slow ass up, Netflix!

I haven't been this excited about a TV show since I chewed through the first two seasons of CSI in a week and Office in a weekend.

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Re: Lost: Tyson Lives In 1998!
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2006, 04:17:36 AM »
Oh man! Locke was a cripple! Great touch! I was wondering about the wheelchair.

So now I have to wait for the next DVD, damn!

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Re: Lost: Tyson Lives In 1998!
« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2006, 08:47:42 AM »
This really is like reading a thread from 1998.

The Locke reveal episode was terrific.  I'm a Terry O'Quinn fanboy, so Locke is one of the reasons I still suffer through the show.

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Re: Lost: Tyson Lives In 1998!
« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2006, 09:59:18 PM »
TRAUMA!

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Re: Lost: Tyson Lives In 1998!
« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2006, 11:01:12 PM »
oh god....enjoy season 1 and don't even bother with season 2.  just have terriffic daydreams about what could happen because they snatch all the fun away and replace it with tedious nonsense.
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Re: Lost: Tyson Lives In 1998!
« Reply #10 on: May 10, 2006, 02:06:05 AM »
I like how every time there's some bickering, the entire camp shows up in, like, 10 seconds.

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Re: Lost: Tyson Lives In 1998!
« Reply #11 on: May 11, 2006, 12:47:46 AM »
Any more cheese in the Moth episode and I would have had to get some crackers to go along with it.

And now: Sawyer! He's EEEVVVIIILLLL!!!

Thank you for fucking up my evenings, Netflix.

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Re: Lost: Tyson Lives In 1998!
« Reply #12 on: May 18, 2006, 09:26:50 PM »
This is getting good. 4th DVD.

Locke's "father". The plane. The hatch. The numbers.

Oh man!

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Re: Lost: Tyson Lives In 1998!
« Reply #13 on: May 18, 2006, 10:10:09 PM »
What I should do is make a season two guide before the discs come out -- you'll only have to watch, like, 10 episodes.

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Re: Lost: Tyson Lives In 1998!
« Reply #14 on: May 18, 2006, 10:15:15 PM »
Yeah - do that.

I need to watch Gray's Anatomy, apparently.