Hey! We're making money thanks only to three shows! Let's spend it all on absolute, mind-numbing shit, try and block that shit in between the shows and, then, when we bottom out and those shows fail, we'll blame those three successful shows for being too expensive and put pressure on them then cancel them at the height of their ratings!
'CAPRICA'
Oh, stop. Spinoff from the remake! QUICKLY QUICKLY! Dr. Who is doing this and it's like some dark angel hovering over the series.
So -- 50 years before BSG is when the first Cylon war was fought, which means Caprica, after what sounds like a lengthy prologue, will be a...remake...of... the OG Battlestar Galactica... But not quite.
But why?
'SNAP'
I had to read that synopsis twice.
'PERSONS UNKNOWN'
Cube meets The Prisoner? And sucks.
'THE BISHOP'
Starman.
'BLINK'
I don't ever want this show mentioned on these forums.
'CHARIOTS OF THE GODS'
This story has been all over the place. Haven't read it, but the writer's getting big noise...
'DESTINATION TRUTH'
Is there even a point to this? A reality show about reality shows?
'GROUND CONTROL'
and
'UNTITLED MINISTRY OF UNKNOWN SCIENCE SKETCH COMEDY SERIES'
Stop.