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Stupid Headlines
« on: March 22, 2007, 01:47:32 PM »
From BBC:

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UN chief shaken by Baghdad blast


My god!  There's a war going on!

CNN.com:

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Man tied to al-Sadr held in attack on U.S. troops


No!  Not literally!


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Re: Stupid Headlines
« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2007, 02:25:37 PM »
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Re: Stupid Headlines
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2007, 11:04:34 AM »
CNN:

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As political battles rage, Bush steers to ethanol


I can't take it anymore!


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Re: Stupid Headlines
« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2007, 11:51:07 AM »
CNN:

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Official: Suicide bomber hits Iraq's parliament cafeteria

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Re: Stupid Headlines
« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2007, 12:16:16 PM »
Nice... I like the official suicide bombers.  They are so much better than those cheap off-brand ones.
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Re: Stupid Headlines
« Reply #5 on: April 12, 2007, 12:19:07 PM »
Just in case you're in a bar and some guy says, "Remember that suicide bomber who got the Iraqi parliament cafeteria? That was me."

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Re: Stupid Headlines
« Reply #6 on: April 12, 2007, 12:21:04 PM »
Hold it right there, sir!

*flips official suicide bomber badge*

Oh, okay.  Right through here.  The cafe is to the left.  The chicken's good today, I suggest you hit that.

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Re: Stupid Headlines
« Reply #7 on: April 12, 2007, 12:57:43 PM »
oh look at your clothes... they're a mess!  You can't go in there looking like that.  Your bombs aren't even on straight.
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Re: Stupid Headlines
« Reply #8 on: April 12, 2007, 02:11:53 PM »
"Who are you?"

"I'm with the suicide bomb squad."

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Re: Stupid Headlines
« Reply #9 on: April 12, 2007, 02:17:26 PM »
CNN:

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As political battles rage, Bush steers to ethanol


I can't take it anymore!



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Re: Stupid Headlines
« Reply #10 on: April 12, 2007, 02:23:34 PM »

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Re: Stupid Headlines
« Reply #11 on: April 12, 2007, 02:27:27 PM »
Corn cannot erase the blood Shrubbie has shed.  Nor will it come close to erasing our future bloodoil debt anytime remotely soon.
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Re: Stupid Headlines
« Reply #12 on: April 12, 2007, 02:29:20 PM »
Do I hear a shrill cry out here in the midnight of humanity?

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Re: Stupid Headlines
« Reply #13 on: April 12, 2007, 02:38:59 PM »
Or is it just Fajwat injecting anti-war sentiment into yet another thread!

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Re: Stupid Headlines
« Reply #14 on: April 12, 2007, 02:44:31 PM »
Okay, I'll give it a shot.  I went to MSNBC because they're that nice mix of respectable and stupid evil.

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"If it were up to me I would close Guantánamo not tomorrow but this afternoon... Essentially, we have shaken the belief that the world had in America's justice system... and it's causing us far more damage than any good we get from it."

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