Stupid Headlines

[nacho]

From BBC:

UN chief shaken by Baghdad blast

My god!  There's a war going on!

CNN.com:

Man tied to al-Sadr held in attack on U.S. troops

No!  Not literally!

[Nubbins]

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[nacho]

CNN:

As political battles rage, Bush steers to ethanol

I can't take it anymore!

[nacho]

CNN:

Official: Suicide bomber hits Iraq's parliament cafeteria

Gets open faced turkey sandwich and small coke!

[Nubbins]

Nice... I like the official suicide bombers.  They are so much better than those cheap off-brand ones.

[RottingCorpse]

Just in case you're in a bar and some guy says, "Remember that suicide bomber who got the Iraqi parliament cafeteria? That was me."

[nacho]

Hold it right there, sir!

*flips official suicide bomber badge*

Oh, okay.  Right through here.  The cafe is to the left.  The chicken's good today, I suggest you hit that.

[Nubbins]

oh look at your clothes... they're a mess!  You can't go in there looking like that.  Your bombs aren't even on straight.

[RottingCorpse]

"Who are you?"

"I'm with the suicide bomb squad."

[Matt]

CNN:

As political battles rage, Bush steers to ethanol

I can't take it anymore!

No blood for corn!

[Reginald McGraw]

No blood for corn!

Ha!!

[fajwat]

Corn cannot erase the blood Shrubbie has shed.  Nor will it come close to erasing our future bloodoil debt anytime remotely soon.

[nacho]

Do I hear a shrill cry out here in the midnight of humanity?

[Reginald McGraw]

Or is it just Fajwat injecting anti-war sentiment into yet another thread!

[fajwat]

Okay, I'll give it a shot.  I went to MSNBC because they're that nice mix of respectable and stupid evil.

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