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Re: Frontpage Antics
« Reply #90 on: January 06, 2009, 01:10:10 PM »
I'm diggin' the new James.

And you even used the shower slicking joke!  Hurrah!

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Re: Frontpage Antics
« Reply #91 on: January 06, 2009, 01:49:04 PM »
It'll take me that long to write it!

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Re: Frontpage Antics
« Reply #92 on: January 21, 2009, 09:41:04 PM »
jesus, dude.  44 started out like icing and ended with the darkest bittersweet chocolate cake.  please tell me you don't think it's all horror and mechanism. 

i've come to realize, recently, that what those of us on this site might consider horror (i.e. middle/lower-class cultural brain-dead static, paycheck-to-paycheck living, diet staple cheetos, and avoidance of fury) is really just the soup du jour for the vast majority that surrounds us.  and, really, is that so bad?  we can't all yearn, or none of this would work. 
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Re: Frontpage Antics
« Reply #93 on: January 21, 2009, 09:52:18 PM »
I think we should all yearn.  Because fewer and fewer of us are bothering to do so.

And I think it is all horror and mechanism.  I'm greatly let down by folks like Victory Party, and the mass of hyper-medicated "socialists" and "liberals" who are more a part of the problem than the solution.

But I'm also deeply distressed by my morning and afternoon commute, and the financial weight of my world, and the stress of putting out a new book, and so on.  So maybe I'm just being moody.

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Re: Frontpage Antics
« Reply #94 on: February 12, 2009, 01:45:30 PM »
Okay.  Getting caught up with the Boble.  The next three weeks programmed...and this weekend, I plan to program up all of the Old Testicle. 

Then back to the Sunday Archives! 

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Re: Frontpage Antics
« Reply #95 on: February 12, 2009, 02:22:28 PM »
By the way, I should mention that I really enjoyed Cass' latest, "Death Fever 3000."

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Re: Frontpage Antics
« Reply #96 on: February 15, 2009, 06:57:25 PM »
thanks! expect more short stuff as february is very hectic.  mardi gras season brings extra work and extra playtime and not a lot of anything else in between.  by the 25th there will be just mounds of trash and feces in the house, nothing in the fridge except orange juice and half-empty plastic cups of beer.  i may be missing an eye and the girlfriend will be hibernating and drinking newborn formula to recuperate. 
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Re: Frontpage Antics
« Reply #97 on: February 15, 2009, 10:01:51 PM »
Your place is always like that.

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Re: Frontpage Antics
« Reply #98 on: February 16, 2009, 10:52:52 AM »
Goddammit, I need to buy a car so I can start traveling to some of these far off lands.
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Re: Frontpage Antics
« Reply #100 on: February 26, 2009, 09:58:15 AM »
God, those old articles get alot of traffic...

http://jonnynexus.livejournal.com/410991.html

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Re: Frontpage Antics
« Reply #101 on: February 26, 2009, 10:53:30 AM »
Ha!  That's pretty cool. :)
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Re: Frontpage Antics
« Reply #102 on: November 10, 2009, 06:15:20 PM »
Okay, I can't bring myself to post the next chapter of the New Testicle, because it sucks.  I'm starting to get a bad emotional reaction from the Boble anyway...

Tomorrow's update will link to this post.  I set out to be a completist with the Boblehub -- post it all no matter how awful it is -- and we're almost done.  My god, we're a few weeks away from the finale.  But the New Testicle is just a nightmare.

So here's "Pole/Sole." Happily hidden away on the forums.  Next week: We start The Trip.


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The Chain Letter From Timothy


This letter will bring you good sex!  It's been sent around the world, and everyone who has made 500 copies and sent them out has gotten laid BIG TIME!  I mean, shit, make those damn copies now... This is big business.  If you want sex over the weekend, then you'd better act fast 'cause you could blow the whole wad alone.  Oh...sorry.  Nothing wrong with masturbation, though, right?  Hey!  They said the same thing in the sixties... I can say it now!  I'm allowed to!  Shut up, it's artistic license!  I'm an intellectual - a writer - an enterprising young man.  I can say whatever the fuck I want.

Tom Dolton received this letter and DIDN'T make any copies.  So I had him killed!  That's right, I slaughtered the bastard.  And don't think I don't know how to find you if you choose to do the same.  You bastards, I have every address this letter goes to... You'll pay if you throw it away.

But, go ahead, throw it away.  See what happens.  The grace of BOB and Bob Jr will guide my arrow to your hearts.  Smooch.  I am responsible... LEMON HEAD!  I am ready to take the pool.  Look out for the sun.  Men in chains?  Doo....da...doo... Anyway, catch yer dirty paws later, kids.

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Letter of Pain to the Japanese Prophets of Economy


Dear Sir, Madame, Other

My name is Pain.  I am an apostle of Our Lord (well, My Lord) Bob Jr.  I am curious if you watch F Troop?  Have you?  I think you may enjoy it.  I'll send you some tapes.  So, how are things?  I haven't heard from you guys in a few months, just thought I'd write and check up.

Christmas went rather well this time around.  My mother got me an expensive breadmaker!  Can you believe it?  Quite amazing.  I've already made a great rye loaf!  It tastes wonderful! 

I also got a new set of black, lacy underwear from my gay lover. 

(Portion omitted for tax reasons)

So, that was quite exciting!  Ha, ha... I wonder if Rusty will be able to sleep it off... Oh well, we did have fun.  But I had to drive home.  It was quite a New Year's, I'll tell you!  How did you guys do?

So, I've been writing my Bobsel.  I'm nearly finished.  Thanks for the advance!  Are you sure that it'll be on the shelves by next Christmas?  I'll send you a rough copy as soon as I can print it out.  It's pretty good.

Nohj is fine.  He's been lurking around my room, though.  Says that he's looking for his contact lens...he and Matdude...I tell you, I don't trust either of them one bit.  Bits of my Bobsel have been vanishing... Now, I have no proof it was them... But I wonder sometimes.  At least I've got the master disk well hidden under my mattress.  Heh, heh... If they only knew.

So, I am sending some new pictures of Bobette the Soiled Virgin in a few suggestive poses.  I don't know what you guys see in her. 

I remember that you were interested in purchasing Bobette's green boots.  You do realize that those are holy artifacts, don't you?  The cost will be high this time... When I sold Jules and Jimmy into slavery, it was cheap cause they were worthless.  But these shoes will be more expensive.

Oh well, I hope you all have a good year.  Obiwankanobi!

I fry my fish,


Pope Pain, Church of BOB


The Letter of Nohj to Sir Carnal

Hey boss,

Me again.  I received the package, but I really begin to doubt if using the mail system to get the drugs to me is wise.  Anyway, enclosed is a check.  The deal is through, man.

Hey, remember Pain?  I got a copy of his letter to the Japs and figured out where his Bobsel is.  He had it on a disk.  So I swiped the disk and sent it to my buddy at the Cumonme colony.  He'll toss it in one of those caves with all the other stuff we don't want to see in The Boble.

You want me to nuke any other Bobsels?  Matdude has been an amazing help, and I actually rather like his Bobsel.  And Kram had the right idea all along.  Anyway, eleven bobsels would be nerve-wracking.  Three is fine...maybe even too much.

All right man... The 'shrooms are kicking in...I'd better go...I had this great idea...it was a great idea... dog heaven, ya know...so...I was gonna write.. tmr Man.,,.. The visions,a,  I'm really..y...rkkwow.... Holy SHIT!!



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Re: Frontpage Antics
« Reply #103 on: March 30, 2010, 01:22:04 AM »
Aha!  I knew I'd get somebody with that post.

http://www.greatsociety.org/?p=628#comments

So I decided to be aggressive, because I like to see front page activity!
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Re: Frontpage Antics
« Reply #104 on: March 30, 2010, 04:36:07 AM »
Both fags.
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